If you love someone

If you love someone,
 Set her free ….
 If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
 If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.

 Shakespeare:
  if you love someone,
  Set her free ….
  If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
  If she doesn’t, here’s the poison, suicide
  yourself for her.

 Optimist:
  If you love someone,
  Set her free ….
  Don’t worry, she will come back.

 Suspicious:
  If you love someone,
  Set her free ….
  If she ever comes back, ask her why.

 Impatient:
  If you love someone,
  Set her free ….
  If she doesn’t comes back within some time forget
  her.

 Patient:
  IF you love someone,
  Set her free ….
  If she doesn’t come back, continue to wait until
  she comes back.

 Playful:
  If you love someone,
  Set her free ….
  *If she comes back, and if you love her still,
  set her free again,
  repeat*

 C++ Programmer:
  if(you-love(m_she))
  m_she.free()
  if(m_she == NULL)
  m_she= new CShe;

 Animal-Rights Activist:
  If you love someone,
  Set her free,
  In fact, all living creatures deserve to be
  free!!

 Bill Gates:
  If you love someone,
  Set her free,
  If she comes back, I think we can charge her for
  re-installation fees
  but tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.

 Biologist:
  If you love someone,
  Set her free,
  She’ll evolve.

 Statisticians:
  If you love someone,
  Set her free,
  If she loves you, the probability of her coming
  back is high
  If she doesn’t, the Weibull distribution and your
  relation was improbable anyway.

 Salesman:
  If you love someone,
  Set her free ….
  If she ever comes back, deal!
  If she doesn’t, so what! “NEXT”.

 Schwarzenegger’s fans:
  If you love someone,
  Set her free,
  SHE’LL BE BACK!

 Insurance agent:
  If you love someone,
  Show her the plan ….
  If she ever comes back, sign her up,
  If she doesn’t, keep follow up with her and never
  give up!

 Physician:
  If you love someone,
  Set her free ….
  If she ever comes back, it’s the law of gravity,
  If she doesn’t, either there’s friction higher
  than the force or the angle
  of collision between two objects did not
  synchronize at the right angle.